He could die. [ He feels that Sharrkan has answered his own question on this one. ] If that happens, I'm removing your appendages. Death is impermanent here so it will have to be enough for the time being.
[ Somehow this is a little more pleasant to hear. That Sharrkan at least recognizes Shisui's kindness and is willing to reference it, anyway.
Even the insult is better to hear than certain... other things. ] Fine. I'm not entrusting him to you but for now I'll allow him to live here. [ Because it's clearly his decision, okay. ]
[action] cause i haven't spammed your inbox enough today
[ Right now this is a huge disappointment!! But it'll be a huge relief when he finally comes to his senses and hates himself for flirting with Sasuke so damn much. ]
Pretty sure the only slot we've got open is for a nice little housewife. Doesn't seem like your thing, y'know? Shame, though. I'd love to see you in a nice frilly apron.
[action] I am not my muse, thank all divine beings.
... Now this is just getting obscene. Is it not clear to you that I'm a man?
[ What the fuck is crossdressing; just turn into a woman if you want to wear a female's apron! Gosh, Sharrkan. His traditional Japanese sensibilities are offended. ]
[action] you poor thing. One day you will have your emo phase.
[ A sly teasing smirk on his face as he looks Sasuke up and down. Not implying he's a woman, implying he's nothing more than a grumpy kid with an attitude problem. Just because you're thrown into a world of war and murder and gross flashback chapter fueled hatred doesn't make you a grown up. ]
But - if you want obscene then I'd be glad to give it to ya.
[action] I will suddenly be so much more ic when that happens.
[ He would beg to differ; clearly there are too many child warriors in this manga so let's allow them to be alive they're adults. Assuming they live past age seven. ]
...
If I found out later that you have spoken to my cousin in the way that you're speaking to me right now, there will also be consequences.
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navelgeneral) wrote2025-01-09 01:03 am
[action] got a little bit of a duckbutt going there, Sharrkan!
[action] they must share a brand of shampoo
[ He won't let Sasuke get his hands on any of his parts either, aside from his 'hot meal'. That's another dick joke. ]
I'm used to feeding hundreds of people at a time and I've never heard a single complaint, I doubt a nice kid like Shisui'll have a problem with it.
[action] it's stylin'. fowls 4 life
Even the insult is better to hear than certain... other things. ] Fine. I'm not entrusting him to you but for now I'll allow him to live here. [ Because it's clearly his decision, okay. ]
[action] cause i haven't spammed your inbox enough today
Not your decision. [ Shit, could he look any more smug about that? ] If it bothers you so much, why don't you move in with me? Us. Whatever.
[action] my inbox isn't large enough to hold so many tags from you that I would be sick of them
... oh my god is he actually considering this?
He so is. ]
... I don't think it'll be possible. I have someone else I have to keep an eye on.
[action] wow look at you being sweet
Pretty sure the only slot we've got open is for a nice little housewife. Doesn't seem like your thing, y'know? Shame, though. I'd love to see you in a nice frilly apron.
[action] I am not my muse, thank all divine beings.
[ What the fuck is crossdressing; just turn into a woman if you want to wear a female's apron! Gosh, Sharrkan. His traditional Japanese sensibilities are offended. ]
[action] you poor thing. One day you will have your emo phase.
[ A sly teasing smirk on his face as he looks Sasuke up and down. Not implying he's a woman, implying he's nothing more than a grumpy kid with an attitude problem. Just because you're thrown into a world of war and murder and gross flashback chapter fueled hatred doesn't make you a grown up. ]
But - if you want obscene then I'd be glad to give it to ya.
[action] I will suddenly be so much more ic when that happens.
...
If I found out later that you have spoken to my cousin in the way that you're speaking to me right now, there will also be consequences.