Oi, why the hell would I feed him garbage?

[ 'cause that's literally what he thinks junk food means. He sure does sound indignant about this. His cooking skills are actually damn impressive, ya little run. ]

Of course I can cook, I'd even make you a nice dinner if you want me to prove it.

[ Ah, but even though there are insults here, there are no breaks on the flirt train. ]