[ There is definitely something wrong with the pick up lines, even beyond the fact that they're pick up lines in the first place. They also don't appear to be having the intended effect if Sasuke's annoying as all hell lineface is anything to judge by. He takes a moment to peer inside the house for any immediate signs of disarray, a task made easy by Sharrkan's less than perfect posture. ]

You wouldn't. [ Though points for being blatant. At least he understands this flirtation, forced as it is. ] I'm interested in his health rather than your happiness about him being here one way or the other.